Your NOAH unit

THE USERS GUIDE AND MANUAL TO

NOAH

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Congratulations!
You are now a greatful NOAH unit OWNER!!
In Order to have maximum enjoyment in your NOAH unit,please read the intructions below:



Name: NOAH Or sometimes reffered to LITTLE BUDDY

Height: 5'6

Weight: 126 lbs

Manufacture: The.Best.Company.EVER! chrismccleaniswikkid ltd.

Size: C

Colour: Dark Brown Hair with Dark Brown Eyes

Skin: Tan


ACCESSORIES

Your NOAH unit comes with a complete accessory pack which includes a purple book,Xbox 460 along with Xbox LIVE.

All NOAH units will be arrived Fully Dressed in a pair of shorts,Sneakers,Socks,Underwear,A White long sleeved Shirt,a Teal short sleeved shirt and a red sweater vest.

When Opening your NOAH unit we assure that you take off his clothes and put him gently in a warm bubble bath to keep his moving parts moving.It IS recomended that you go in with NOAH and massage his moving parts since he has been crushed by OWEN units.

ABILITIES

snappy Comebacks; Have Mean People in your neighbour hood or school? switch on this feature and watch your NOAH leave them speechless letting them know its all downhill from here for them.

Spooning; With this Feature,your NOAH unit will hold you close and kiss you on the Ear when Sleeping.if you don't want it to happen.too bad for you.get used to it!!!

Achievements;Having trouble earning acheivements on your new xbox 460? That is NO problem with NOAH unit! he is the master of all games! just hand him the remote and watch him earm them!

book reccomendation; having trouble choosing a good book to read? Just ask NOAH unit and he'll tell you which book is the best for you!

teaching: he will teach you the most hardest thing and you'll learn it!


Compatibility with other Units

You'll find your NOAH unit fond of your OWEN unit but will tend to say 'he is full of toxic gas fumes'
And if your a fan of NoCo you'll LOVE this!
simply put your NOAH and CODY units in a room and activate their NoCo Feature! lay back and watch!
(we are not responsible if anything innapropraite happens)

your NOAH unit will be compatible with an TD Unit except for the  CHRIS MCCLEAN,JUSTIN and EVA units


CLEANING

after showering or bathing dry briskley with a large DRY towel.
CAUTION: do NOT tumble dry or hang on the clothing line unless you want people to never visit again.

FAQ

Q: My NOAH unit tends to passout when he runs for 34 seconds.

A:  Every NOAH unit hates sports and IS lazy

Q:My NOAH unit always takes sausages into my bathroom...

A: ever since he tryed that back in TDWT and got mauled by dogs,he wont stop this untill he is satisfied.

Q: My NOAH unit always just lays down on my bed and does nothing but read.

A: thats normal.he's a bookworm.sorry.

TROUBLESHOOTING:

PROBLEM: My NOAH unit keeps locking himself up in my neighbours outhouse and talks to himself,why?

Solution: he's just making up for all the times he didnt use the confessional.he'll stop in about a week or two.

PROBLEM: MY NOAH UNIT KEEPS HOGGING LEFT 4 DEAD 2!!!!

Solution: Sorry.can't do anything about it.


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